Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Pluot

Dear Pluot Plucot Apricot/Plum lovechild,

Firstly, what is wrong with your face?

I mean, seriously. You should get that checked out. It's...unappealing. You are not a nice-looking fruit. Actually, you look way better in these photos than you do in real life.



And it's not just you, either. Your friend, The Other Pluot, is similarly gross-looking.




Ok, and secondly, where have you been all my life?



Seriously, you are amazing. You are an apricot without that horrid fuzz, and a plum without the tendency to juice down my chin. You are firm and you are sweet and you are nectary.




This is me, smiling at you.


The Ratings:


Tastiness: *slavers* Seriously, SOOO GOOOOOD. 9, easy.


Ease of extraction: A little bit you stick to the pit, and that makes leaving said pit lying around a bit messy. But YOU are not messy. So, 9 again.


Overall Nommability: 81

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