They are hilarious in shape
Do you see how hideous and mashy once opened? That is because of the skin, and the difficulty i opening.
And while the top was all chalky and bad, the bottom was soft and awkwardly yellow.
Although that's really the only part that tasted ok. I more licked it than bit it, due to the banana-slug aspect.
But then I looked them up on the intarwebs and the intarwebs told me to let them get good and yellow, with a few black spots.

So...good thing I bought two. But by the time the top was all yellowed up, the bottom was unpleasant.

I threw down a few bites of this one, and it just tasted like the banana's awkward cousin.

Except for the browney bits. Those tasted like eeeeugh.
Tastiness: Two. The top third of the second banana wasn't horrible.
Ease of Extraction: Two. The skin was like leather.
So...good thing I bought two. But by the time the top was all yellowed up, the bottom was unpleasant.
I threw down a few bites of this one, and it just tasted like the banana's awkward cousin.
Except for the browney bits. Those tasted like eeeeugh.
Tastiness: Two. The top third of the second banana wasn't horrible.
Ease of Extraction: Two. The skin was like leather.
Overall Nommability: Four. Not altogether a pleasant fruit.