Saturday, May 22, 2010

White Nectarine

White nectarine!

You look like a regular nectarine.


You taste like a regular nectarine wearing too much perfume, and coated in sugar.


Also, you are difficult to get off the pit.



Tastiness: 5. I'm a sucker for nectarines, but this was waaaaaaaay less nectariney than it was just sweet.
Ease of extraction: 6. Hold-and-eat, but I hate fruits that don't come cleanly from the pit.
Overall nommability: 30. I will stick to regular nectarines, methinks.



Friday, May 14, 2010

Fuzzy Melon

What is your deal, fuzzy melon?
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Despite the shoddy photo evidence, you are fuzzy.
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But the internet can't decide if you are a fruit or a vegetable, sweet or not sweet.
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You are straight-up a cucumber. How is that hard, internet?
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Tastiness: I guess this depends on how much you like cucumber? I'm sort of coming around to them, so four.
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Extractability: Seven! Just peel and eat!
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Overall nommability: Twenty-eight! That sounds about right for a non-fruit fruit.
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(PS It's a melon so I'm counting it.)