Apple (Jonagold)

Jonagolds!  You are huge.

And crispy.  And applish.

And, did I mention huge?  You are the perfect ferry-snack.

Tastiness: Like backyard apples, but the good kind.  Eight.
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Ease of extraction: It's an apple!  You eat it.  Maybe you wash it first, but mostly you just rub it on your skirt like you're wiping off the germs.  Ten.
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Overall nommability: Eighty.