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Friday, May 14, 2010
What is your deal, fuzzy melon?
Despite the shoddy photo evidence, you
But the internet can't decide if you are a fruit or a vegetable, sweet or not sweet.
You are straight-up a cucumber. How is that hard, internet?
Tastiness: I guess this depends on how much you like cucumber? I'm sort of coming around to them, so four.
Extractability: Seven! Just peel and eat!
Overall nommability: Twenty-eight! That sounds about right for a non-fruit fruit.
(PS It's a melon so I'm counting it.)
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