You look like a regular nectarine.
You taste like a regular nectarine wearing too much perfume, and coated in sugar.
Also, you are difficult to get off the pit.
Tastiness: 5. I'm a sucker for nectarines, but this was waaaaaaaay less nectariney than it was just sweet.
Ease of extraction: 6. Hold-and-eat, but I hate fruits that don't come cleanly from the pit.
Overall nommability: 30. I will stick to regular nectarines, methinks.