What is your deal, fuzzy melon?
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Despite the shoddy photo evidence, you
are fuzzy.
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But the internet can't decide if you are a fruit or a vegetable, sweet or not sweet.
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You are straight-up a cucumber. How is that hard, internet?
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Tastiness: I guess this depends on how much you like cucumber? I'm sort of coming around to them, so four.
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Extractability: Seven! Just peel and eat!
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Overall nommability: Twenty-eight! That sounds about right for a non-fruit fruit.
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(PS It's a melon so I'm counting it.)
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