Firstly, what is wrong with your face?
I mean, seriously. You should get that checked out. It's...unappealing. You are not a nice-looking fruit. Actually, you look way better in these photos than you do in real life.
And it's not just you, either. Your friend, The Other Pluot, is similarly gross-looking.
Ok, and secondly, where have you been all my life?
Seriously, you are amazing. You are an apricot without that horrid fuzz, and a plum without the tendency to juice down my chin. You are firm and you are sweet and you are nectary.
This is me, smiling at you.
The Ratings:
Tastiness: *slavers* Seriously, SOOO GOOOOOD. 9, easy.
Ease of extraction: A little bit you stick to the pit, and that makes leaving said pit lying around a bit messy. But YOU are not messy. So, 9 again.
Overall Nommability: 81
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